Orly Ancient Jade

I had no plans to get any of the new Orly colors. Nothing really jumped out at me but my Dad bought me this.

Dad - I had alligator gumbo today.
Me - Yeah? Did you like it?
Dad - It tasted like pork.
Me - What type of pork?
Dad - General pork flavor. I liked it. It's better than snake and rabbit gumbo. More meat compared to a squirrel.
Me - Ah, Dad. You are the Dr. Dolittle of death.
Dad - *glares* I went to that lady store that sells nail paint.
Me - What?
Dad - You know, that store named after a lady.
Me - Sally?
Dad - Yes. I bought you a green since you like it but this is a more lady like green and not a snot green like you wear. The woman there said it was new.
Me - I don't wear snot green. Snot green is too pale. I prefer a more army green.
Dad - You should wear Air Force blue. I was in the Air Force you know.
Me - And fought the dinosaurs when they tried to take over America. What polish did you get me?
Dad - Here. Smartass.

I like it. It's no too stark but is still soft. I needed three coats but it smoothed itself out as it settled. It's pretty and, like my Dad said, is lady like but still green. It has a very vintage feel and reminds me of old Pyrex.


Shieldmaiden96 March 22, 2011 at 11:13 AM

That IS a pretty color. Also: I love your dad.

karen March 22, 2011 at 11:16 AM

you and your dad remind me of me and my dad. gotta love those dads!

great colour on you too. :)

Ruthie March 22, 2011 at 11:23 AM

Oh my gosh! Your dad!!! *SNORT* What a guy! Can tell where you got your whacky (and completely awesome) sense of humor now!!! Growing up with those kinda dads you just gotta - part competition, part self-defense. ;) He sounds amazing. And abviously adores you. Thanks for the laughs so much. Really needed them today.

turtlechick12 March 22, 2011 at 11:31 AM

Your dad sounds awesome! He sounds so much like my father. I bet he and my father would get along great and have the oddest conversations. I must get this polish now, the more I see it the prettier it is. I passed the first time I saw it but I am thinking I must go back now. :)

Halifax @ Sparkled Beauty March 22, 2011 at 11:35 AM

Your dad is so cool, buying you a nail polish lol

Unknown March 22, 2011 at 11:43 AM

That is a lovely colour! You are very fortunate to have a father who will buy you nail polish pressies! I am envious! :D

Ulmiel March 22, 2011 at 12:27 PM

Lol, your dad is awesome. :D I can't decide if I like this one or not. I fear it will be too minty. :S

Sarah March 22, 2011 at 12:52 PM

Your dad sounds hilarious! And AJ is so pretty on you:)

Paulina March 22, 2011 at 12:56 PM

beautiful colour!

Unknown March 22, 2011 at 1:04 PM

wow! your dad should be a stylist! good taste ;) looks great on you too

Lydiane Gaborieau Photography March 22, 2011 at 1:31 PM

This is so sweet from your dad! The only nail polish my dad ever bought me was clear... :p And this is a really cool color too love it!

myclumsyheart March 22, 2011 at 2:56 PM

<333 looooove it.

LB March 22, 2011 at 5:23 PM

You all think my Dad is funny (and he is) but he wasn't trying to be funny in the above conversation. He was serious which makes it even funnier. I think I'll keep him. Of course he now thinks he is a rock star with all the comments.

Inge (PolishSis) March 23, 2011 at 6:08 AM

The conversation between you and your dad is hilarious!!!! And the polish he chose is awesomé!!!!

Mc Huggs March 23, 2011 at 5:20 PM

Love your dad, his comments and his thoughtfulness of actually knowing what you might like or not. Snort Green, LOL

I love the colour and the shape of your nails, very lady like indeed. Perfect shape and colour for your skin tone BTW. I can only imagine what he thinks of a straight guy who loves to paint his toe nails, former Army veteran, LOL

cupper82 March 23, 2011 at 7:56 PM

I just got the polish last week and I'm loving it. Also, that's so sweet that your dad bought you a polish!

purplegreenjoy March 23, 2011 at 10:48 PM

This is hilarious! You and your dad could team up and fight crime - with nail polish!

Kalee March 24, 2011 at 12:43 AM

hahahahahaha!!! i wish i had that kind of relationship with my father. that is soo cute!

Shelly March 24, 2011 at 4:07 PM

your dad sounds like mine LOL

Anonymous March 27, 2011 at 3:20 AM

Aww, that's a GORGEOUS delightful shade! :D I love it!

Also, hahahaha, your conversation with your father is so amusing! You two are too cute! And also, "Dr DoLittle of Death". LOL!

Anonymous March 29, 2011 at 12:27 AM

My favorite post so far, I literally laughed out loud, Love your dad! ..."I was in the Air Force you know."

FOREVER '92 May 11, 2011 at 7:36 PM

LOL -I just bought Ancient Jade today and I wanted to check out swatches before I tried it on. Your convo with your dad made me laugh, that was really sweet of him to buy you some polish ^_^

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