Orly Ancient Jade
I had no plans to get any of the new Orly colors. Nothing really jumped out at me but my Dad bought me this.Dad - I had alligator gumbo today.
Me - Yeah? Did you like it?
Dad - It tasted like pork.
Me - What type of pork?
Dad - General pork flavor. I liked it. It's better than snake and rabbit gumbo. More meat compared to a squirrel.
Me - Ah, Dad. You are the Dr. Dolittle of death.
Dad - *glares* I went to that lady store that sells nail paint.
Me - What?
Dad - You know, that store named after a lady.
Me - Sally?
Dad - Yes. I bought you a green since you like it but this is a more lady like green and not a snot green like you wear. The woman there said it was new.
Me - I don't wear snot green. Snot green is too pale. I prefer a more army green.
Dad - You should wear Air Force blue. I was in the Air Force you know.
Me - And fought the dinosaurs when they tried to take over America. What polish did you get me?
Dad - Here. Smartass.
I like it. It's no too stark but is still soft. I needed three coats but it smoothed itself out as it settled. It's pretty and, like my Dad said, is lady like but still green. It has a very vintage feel and reminds me of old Pyrex.
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That IS a pretty color. Also: I love your dad.
you and your dad remind me of me and my dad. gotta love those dads!
great colour on you too. :)
Oh my gosh! Your dad!!! *SNORT* What a guy! Can tell where you got your whacky (and completely awesome) sense of humor now!!! Growing up with those kinda dads you just gotta - part competition, part self-defense. ;) He sounds amazing. And abviously adores you. Thanks for the laughs so much. Really needed them today.
Your dad sounds awesome! He sounds so much like my father. I bet he and my father would get along great and have the oddest conversations. I must get this polish now, the more I see it the prettier it is. I passed the first time I saw it but I am thinking I must go back now. :)
Your dad is so cool, buying you a nail polish lol
That is a lovely colour! You are very fortunate to have a father who will buy you nail polish pressies! I am envious! :D
Lol, your dad is awesome. :D I can't decide if I like this one or not. I fear it will be too minty. :S
Your dad sounds hilarious! And AJ is so pretty on you:)
beautiful colour!
wow! your dad should be a stylist! good taste ;) looks great on you too
This is so sweet from your dad! The only nail polish my dad ever bought me was clear... :p And this is a really cool color too love it!
<333 looooove it.
You all think my Dad is funny (and he is) but he wasn't trying to be funny in the above conversation. He was serious which makes it even funnier. I think I'll keep him. Of course he now thinks he is a rock star with all the comments.
The conversation between you and your dad is hilarious!!!! And the polish he chose is awesomé!!!!
Love your dad, his comments and his thoughtfulness of actually knowing what you might like or not. Snort Green, LOL
I love the colour and the shape of your nails, very lady like indeed. Perfect shape and colour for your skin tone BTW. I can only imagine what he thinks of a straight guy who loves to paint his toe nails, former Army veteran, LOL
I just got the polish last week and I'm loving it. Also, that's so sweet that your dad bought you a polish!
This is hilarious! You and your dad could team up and fight crime - with nail polish!
hahahahahaha!!! i wish i had that kind of relationship with my father. that is soo cute!
your dad sounds like mine LOL
Aww, that's a GORGEOUS delightful shade! :D I love it!
Also, hahahaha, your conversation with your father is so amusing! You two are too cute! And also, "Dr DoLittle of Death". LOL!
My favorite post so far, I literally laughed out loud, Love your dad! ..."I was in the Air Force you know."
LOL -I just bought Ancient Jade today and I wanted to check out swatches before I tried it on. Your convo with your dad made me laugh, that was really sweet of him to buy you some polish ^_^
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