Dad: I have a birthday present for you. No it's not a donkey.
Me: I hope it's not a hippo because I don't have the room for one.
Dad: *sigh* It's not alive.
Me: Please tell me you didn't buy me another taxidermy animal?
Dad: That squirrel was cute.
Me: No Dad, that squirrel gave me nightmares.
Dad: Well if you didn't put pants on it.
Me: It had testicles! I was 7! Now you know why I am the way I am.
Dad: It's nature.
Me: A dead stuffed squirrel is nature?
Dad: It was once part of nature so that counts.
Me: If only it had been a donkey.
Dad: I would think that would have upset you.
Me: *blink* And a dead stuffed squirrel wouldn't upset me?
Dad: You think they are evil.
Me: Now I do because that stuffed squirrel was planning my death.
Dad: I'm not paying for therapy.
Me: That's what you said when I would play autopsy with my dolls.
Dad: I want to say you were a precocious child but...here is your present.
Me: Ooo, OPI Rainbow Connection!
Dad: It's really different. I didn't think you had anything like it. Do you?
Me: No, I don't. It really is unique. Thank you!
I used Essie Pretty Edgy and one coat of OPI Rainbow Connection. I topped that with one coat of OPI Funny Bunny which is a sheer/jelly soft white. It reminds me of flower petals or fabric. I really love this one!